Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Benefit of Knowing Things: X-Factor #10

It would be really sweet to go through life knowing things like X-Factor's Layla Miller. Ever find yourself wondering if you should take a new job, ask for a date, or make a stock investment? I'm sure you have, and there have probably been a few times you really had to kick yourself over a move you did or didn't make. Layla never has to sweat over life's big decisions because she, well, she knows things. That is one handy-dandy mutant power.

One thing I DO know is that you should be checking out Marvel's X-Factor. Writer Peter David has an unfortunate history of writing great books, loved by both readers and reviewers, that just aren't read by enough people. If you are missing X-Factor, you are missing a seriously excellent series. Every issue is packed with humor, noir atmospere, mysteries, suspense, witty dialogue, genuine character development, and mutants. Everybody loves mutants! (No Wolverine, though. We get enough of that guy everywhere else.)

The current X-Factor is a bunch of mutants, and ex-mutants, who come together as a sort of detective agency/bodyguard service. They are champions of the downtrodden and the underdogs. They live on the bad side of town, and they don't have a fancy jet or X- mobile. X-Factor are the "regular guys and dames" of the mutant world. This group is made up of all the Marvel mutants who just don't fit in anywhere else, such as: Jamie "Multiple Man" Madrox, Theresa "Siryn" Rourke, Rahne "Wolfsbane" Sinclair, and Guido "Strong Guy" Carosella. And Layla Miller. She knows things.

In X-Factor #10, our heroes continue to lock horns with the mysterious and enigmatic Singularity Investigations. They learn that working for S.I. is NOT worth the benefits package. Jamie Madrox finds out the hard way why a Multiple Man shouldn't drink. Quicksilver continues to act like a jerk (big surprise there). And the team takes a stand on the Super-Human Registration Act. All this, plus an ending that will make you do a serious double-take. I mean it, next issue can't come quick enough!

You and I may not know things like Layla Miller, but now you know to pick up a copy of X-Factor #10. I know you'll be glad you did. I also know that, right now, this book is Four Color Fantasies' guaranteed Book of the Week. Get it while you can!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Action-packed Adventure: Heroes for Hire #1

You know, it's all well and good for heroes to fight evil, save the world, and defeat nefarious villains, but why can't they make a little cash for their trouble? Sure, Spider-Man had to learn that whole "power and responsibility" lesson the hard way, but that's just because he was being kind of a jerk at the time. Heroes are out there risking serious injury, messing up their social lives, and spending tons of cash on fancy rocket-packs and whatnot. They deserve a paycheck for this crazy lifestyle! Altruism alone just doesn't pay the bills.

That's why the concept behind Heroes for Hire makes perfect sense! The first Heroes for Hire were Luke Cage and Iron Fist, back in their '70s heyday. The title has popped up once or twice at Marvel since then, but this new series stands completely on its own. Even though this particular incarnation of the title is really a sequel to the recent (and awesome!) Daughters of the Dragon mini-series, no prior reading is needed to jump right in and join in the fun!

This new, ongoing series is written by Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti, with art by Billy Tucci and Tom Plamer. Gray and Palmiotti have teamed up on many great comics, including Jonah Hex, Punisher, and Daughters of the Dragon. In Heroes the pair have put together a fun, action-packed adventure with an eclectic cast of characters, including some B-listers who never seem to get the attention they deserve. They've turned Misty Knight and Colleen Wing into wonderful, complex, leading ladies, and given them a great cast of supporting characters like Shang-Chi, Black Cat, Palladin, and Orka. Anyone who can make Humbug a fun and interesting character must be a great writer!

Of course, artist Billy Tucci is most know for his creator-owned character Shi. When you hire a guy who is known for drawing gorgeous women, it would be a shame not to give him plenty of material to work with! Gray and Palmiotti put their artist to good use in this book. Not only do they have him drawing the previously mentioned Misty, Colleen, and Black Cat, but they also threw a sexy-but-dangerous new Taratula into the mix. (Trust me, this character is nothing like the guy with the bandana and the pointy shoes that Spider-Man used to fight.) Tucci rises to the challenge with action-packed art full of both eye-candy and intense kung-fu kicking action. Now that's entertainment. (Don't feel left out if you like your eye-candy to be a little more beefy! Shang-Chi is shirtless more often than Captain Kirk.)

Not only is this first issue a fun start to a new series, it is also a "can't miss" Civil War spin-off. Misty and company are hired by Iron Man as government agents to help track down costumed villains who are not complying with the Superhero Registration Act. The Heroes for Hire are a little uneasy about getting involved in the Civil War conflict, but those goverment salaries with benefits sure do look good...

Help support struggling heroes, and give Heroes for Hire #1 a try. It's guaranteed at Four Color Fantasies this week, so you can't lose. Besides, if you hurt Misty's feelings, Colleen may go all Kill Bill on you.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Out-Preachering Preacher: Ennis delivers on The Boys

The heroes of the Marvel Universe may think they have it tough with the whole Civil War thing going on, but it could be MUCH worse. Sure, they may get beat up by Iron Man if they refuse to register, or maybe even locked up by SHIELD, but at least they don't have to worry about having a huge, surly Englishman kick their face in and then stand on their testicles. Captain America is luckier than he thinks, because he doesn't have to deal with The Boys.

The Boys are a taskforce of seriously bad dudes (and one female dude) who police all the out-of-control super-powered, cape-wearing types in the world. Led by the previously mentioned surly Englishman, Mr. Butcher, these people HATE the capes. These "boys" are likely to stomp you into a bloody paste first and ask questions later.

I've had high expectations for The Boys ever since the title was first announced, because this book from DC's Wildstorm imprint is the latest creator-owned title from writer Garth Ennis (Preacher, The Punisher, Bloody Mary, War Stories, and many more). This book delivers everything his fans love about a Garth Ennis tale: wildly creative violence, the darkest of dark humor, incredibly imaginative swearing, biting social satire, deep (and deeply disturbed) characters, and some more violence. In fact, Ennis has claimed that this book will "out preacher Preacher." If you read Preacher (And if you haven't, what are you waiting for?), you know that is a serious statement.

Ennis' partner in violent crime for this series is Darick Robertson, who also collaborated with him on The Punisher and Fury. Robertson's dark, realistic art is perfect for this title. His characters are amazingly expressive. One look into team leader Billy Butcher's eyes, with his sly knowing smile, and you'll know that you would run if you saw this guy coming. We don't meet the whole cast of characters in the first issue, but another guy we do meet is the tragic Wee Hughie. Hughie is drawn by Robertson to look an awful lot like actor Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead), which earns the artist points in my book.

The Boys is suggested for Mature Readers, and this warning should be taken seriously. If you are too young, or at all easily offended, this book will not be for you. However; if you think you're hard enough to handle a comic that pulls no punches, muscle up to the bar and spend some time with The Boys. I'm pretty sure Butcher would make even Iron Man cry.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Mad Science Debated: The Creeper #1

The public debate about the ethics of science has gone on since before Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein. Just because we CAN do something, does that mean we SHOULD? I'm sure not the one to answer that question in the real world, but I can tell you that in comic book land, science is nothing but trouble.

Take the case of Jack Ryder in DC's new Creeper limited series. Jack is your average arrogant, opinionated, obnoxious and obstreperous TV host. He loves nothing more than to get a guest on his show so he can belittle and berate them for the amusement of his audience. Jack is just enough of a journalist that he wants to get the scoop on the miraculous new Artificial Nanocell Technology invented by Dr. Vincent Yatz (also the guy who made that dice-rolling game?).

After poking around in the good Doctor's lab (always a mistake), Jack finds himself on the wrong end of this miracle healing technology. And on the wrong end of some gun-wielding criminals who are also mad science enthusiasts. Next thing you know, Jack is a good deal "Creepier," and comic book science has claimed another victim. What could be worse than a super-powered talk show host? Darn that science!

The Creeper #1 is written by veteran horror comics writer Steve Niles with art by the mono-named Justiniano. Niles horror background makes him a good fit for this story, since The Creeper is certainly a bit darker and, well, more creepy, than your average super-hero. The inclusion of the scientific debate issue also helps lend a little real world relevance to the story, and gives readers something to think about. Justiniano's art is well-matched for this character. He does a great job capturing The Creeper's weirdness through his bizarre body language and his crazy, cheshire cat smile.


So read The Creeper, but stay away from strange men in lab coats, especially if they're carrying giant hypodermic needles. Science is just more trouble than it's worth. For every guy who has an amazing origin, ten more get hideous, disfiguring mutations. Plus, this is Four Color Fantasies' guaranteed Book of the Week. You don't get any guarantees with mad science.