Nostalgia, only more interesting: 1985 #1

If, like me, you clearly remember the 1980s, you are old! Ouch. That's depressing. Let's move on. Anyway, if you remember the '80s, you may remember horrible fashions, cheesy music, goofy hairstyles, lame TV and some really amazing comics. The '80s gave us awesome indies like Cerebus and Elementals. The '80s gave us Watchmen and the Dark Knight Returns. And the '80s gave us a great age of Marvels, from Claremont's X-Men, to Frank Miller's Daredevil, to the first great slam-bang crossover, The Marvel Super Hero's Secret Wars! At least something good came out of that decade!

If you remember this era fondly, you are not alone. Mark Millar remembers too! And Millar is taking us all back there in his latest series from Marvel: 1985. Of course, Millar has found a way to make the mundane 1985 of memory a little more exciting. What if, while you were excitedly pouring over all those great comics, something opened up a door between our boring old hero-free universe, and the universe where all those Marvel heroes and villains were real? Wouldn't that have been cool?

Nobody else seems to notice, but young Toby, who has enough problems dealing with his parents' divorce and his unpopularity at school, realizes that something weird is going on at the creepy old Wyncham place out in the woods. It seems like, somehow, the worst villains from Toby's comics, the villains he thought were purely fictional, have come to our world. With no heroes to stop them, Doctor Doom, the Red Skull, and plenty of others, are set to cause some serious trouble. As if all that isn't bad enough, Toby bumps into something, or someone, big and green in the woods outside that house...

Millar seems to have a knack for stories where super heroes and the real world collide. He does a great job here, especially with Toby, a character a lot of us comics fans can probably relate to. When this project was first announced, it was going to be a fumetti-style story, told with manipulated photos instead of traditional art. While that would have been kind of interesting to see, Tommy Lee Edwards does a brilliant job with more traditional pencils. His sketchy, realistic style makes our 1985 look "real", so the misplaced heroes and villains seem appropriately terrifying and awe-inspiring.

If you have any nostalgia for the 1980s, you need to check out 1985. If you can't remember that decade, but want to see what all the fuss was about, you should check out 1985. And if you don't want to tick Doom off, you definitely need to check out 1985. Seriously, do not provoke the wrath of Doom. Try 1985 #1 now, while it is Four Color Fantasies' guaranteed Book of the Week.

Awesome Raccoon Fun: Guardians of the Galaxy #1

Let me just start this off by stating, unequivocally, that any book featuring a gun-toting, anthropomorphic, space-raccoon has to have a certain amount of entertainment value. Seriously: space raccoon+guns=awesome. Keeping this in mind, anything offered up in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy #1 beyond the presence of Rocket Raccoon is just icing on the cake.

Luckily, there actually is plenty of tasty icing on this cake. In the aftermath of recent galaxy-threatening events, Peter Quill (AKA Star-Lord) decides that someone has to be ready to stop the next catastrophe before it happens. With the space-policing Nova Corps having been pretty much wiped out, someone else is going to have to step up and do the job. Fortunately, Pete has some recruits in mind who are at a bit of a loose end with peace breaking out in the galaxy. Unfortunately, these recruits are not exactly the "lets form a team and save the universe" types.

After Rocket Raccoon, he gathers up Quasar (AKA Phyla-Vell, also known as Captain Mar-Vell's daughter. Sort of.), the newly re-born Adam Warlock, the extremely violent and dangerous Drax the Destroyer, and the even more dangerous Gamora, former daughter of Thanos. If all that isn't enough for you, they have telepathic, talking, Russian dog named Cosmo running things back at home base. If that team doesn't deserve to be called the "Ass-kickers of the Fantastic," (Thanks Rocket Raccoon!) I don't know a team that does.

Writers Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning already have a proven track record with Marvel's Cosmoverse, and they continue on a roll with Guardians of the Galaxy. Under some writers, these cosmic tales can be a bit dry and pretentious, but Abnett and Lanning bring plenty of humor and character to the table. Artist Paul Pelletier provides excellent, dynamic visuals for this blaster-firing, space-ship exploding, adventure. For some reason, there isn't much all-out, crazy, sci-fi out there nowadays, but this book goes a long way towards filling that void.

So pick up Rocket Raccoon and His Human Hangers-on, err, I mean Guardians of the Galaxy #1 now. Not only is it guaranteed this week at Four Color Fantasies, it also has an entire months recommended allowance of space raccoon action in just 22 pages! AND a dog in a space suit. Really, what more could you be waiting for?

Saddle up for an Awesome Read: The Man with No Name #1

When I was just a wee nipper, my dad would flip through the TV channels, always stopping on any old movie or show with guys in cowboy hats and horses. Now, to my young eyes, those old westerns usually seemed pretty lame. The heroes seemed too clean-cut and two-dimensional, riding around on white horses, and always sure to tip their hats and say, "Howdy, Ma'am," to the ladies. Every once in a while, though, we'd land on something different. The hero was a grizzled, mean, surly cuss wearing a dirty poncho and a bad attitude. He didn't say much, but when he did, it usually meant someone was gonna die. Back then, I didn't know he was played by Clint Eastwood. I didn't even know the hero's name. Come to find out he didn't even have one.

The Man with No Name #1 from Dynamite is the first in a new series based on those awesome Sergio Leone Spaghetti Westerns, starring Eastwood's nameless drifter of an anti-hero. This series is written by Christos Gage, with art from Wellington Dias. The story and the art work together to perfectly capture the feel of this tough-as-nails hero and the rough, dirty world he inhabits.You can almost feel the baking desert heat as our hero rides recklessly out into the mid-day sun. (And all the hot, flying lead doesn't really help matters much.)

The first issue finds the drifter heading into town pursued by soldiers from both the North and the South. One side wants him for treason, the other for a bag of stolen gold. For most hombres, two armies out for your hide would be trouble enough, but when a priest in need of help crosses his path, our hero finds himself with one more thing to deal with. It's a darn good thing this nameless gunslinger ain't the nervous type, 'cause he has a whole heap of trouble in his path.

Even if you've never seen the movies (What are you waiting for? Go rent The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly!), you will want to try out this book. You get everything you need to know about the character in one panel of his stubbled, steely face. This guy is one of the first great anti-heroes, with a chance to ride the plains again in a whole new medium. If you say you won't read this book, well, you best smile when you say that. Saddle up and ride on out to Four Color Fantasies now to read this guaranteed Book of the Week! We promise not to ask your name.

Engaging Crossover: The Secret Invasion

Who do you trust when you can't trust anyone? What do you do when your best friend just might be your worst enemy? How can you save the day when the people you thought had your back are just about to put a knife in it? Worst of all, what do you do when everyone around you could well be dirty, stinkin', bumpy-chinned, pointy-eared, Skrulls?

Unless you've been hiding out in your backyard bomb shelter for the last year or so, you probably already know that a Skrull invasion has been slowly building in the Marvel Universe. A while back, the New Avengers got into a scuffle with Elektra and a bunch of Hand ninjas. In the course of said scuffle, Elektra was killed. Much to everyone's surprise, her body went all green and Skrully. This was the first big tip-off that Marvel Earth was being infiltrated by undetectable Skrulls. Seriously, not even Wolverine's sniffer or Doc Strange's hocus-pocus could detect the Skrulls within their midst. Not only are they undectable, they have figured out how to replicate the powers of any and all of Earth's heroes. In some cases, all in one Skrull! Clearly, this means trouble. Well, the green poop really hits the fan in Secret Invasion #1, by Brian Bendis and Leinil Yu.

A Skrull ship crashing to Earth in the first issue of this series is the trigger that sets the Skrulls elaborate plans in motion. These sneaky green buggers have clearly been planning this for a LONG time, and they are ready for every threat that might thwart their plans. Major characters are revealed to be secret Skrulls, the Marvel Universe's top power-players are quickly side-lined, paranoia and confusion run rampant! Things are looking mighty bad for the good guys....

Secret Invasion is all set to be Marvel's biggest and best crossover event yet! Bendis is absolutely at the top of his game here, and Yu's art is gorgeous and epic in scale. The Secret Invasion mini-series gives you the whole slam-bang story, even if you haven't read any of the tie-ins across the Marvel Universe. (Though those do add lots of interesting detail to the event.) There is no decompressed, ponderous, plot-building here! This story is loaded with in-your-face, Skrull-tastic action and surprises right from the start.

Epic action, paranoia, sci-fi, heroes, villains, explosions, betrayals, current social allegory, and Skrulls! What more could anyone possibly want in a comic? If you don't check out Secret Invasion, I think it seems mighty suspicious. Darn dirty Skrull suspicious, in fact. You better get yourself over to Four Color Fantasies to pick this one up while it is the guaranteed Book of the Week, or I might need to start checking your ears for suspect green points. Come on, you trust me, don't you?